1 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:38,328 - I used to love my dad's stories, 2 00:00:38,454 --> 00:00:43,166 until the one he told me on my tenth birthday. 3 00:00:43,292 --> 00:00:45,460 - There once was a kingdom 4 00:00:45,586 --> 00:00:49,171 where everybody lived forever. 5 00:00:49,297 --> 00:00:52,174 But the problem with nobody ever dying 6 00:00:52,300 --> 00:00:55,177 was that the kingdom got very crowded. 7 00:00:55,303 --> 00:00:56,428 And so the king, 8 00:00:56,555 --> 00:00:58,680 getting squeezed out of his own castle 9 00:00:58,806 --> 00:01:01,015 by his endless royal lineage, 10 00:01:01,142 --> 00:01:03,017 issued a decree. 11 00:01:03,144 --> 00:01:05,186 - Everybody in my kingdom, 12 00:01:05,312 --> 00:01:09,022 please pick one person from your family to die. 13 00:01:09,149 --> 00:01:11,191 We will have a mass execution 14 00:01:11,317 --> 00:01:13,443 that will bring forth much-needed space. 15 00:01:13,570 --> 00:01:15,028 Sorry to bum everybody out, 16 00:01:15,155 --> 00:01:17,489 but that's the way it goes. 17 00:01:17,615 --> 00:01:20,366 - And each family showed up with their martyr, 18 00:01:20,492 --> 00:01:22,493 all except one family. 19 00:01:22,619 --> 00:01:24,662 - Sire, we can't decide. 20 00:01:24,788 --> 00:01:26,080 We love each other so much 21 00:01:26,206 --> 00:01:28,373 that we would all like to die together. 22 00:01:28,499 --> 00:01:30,709 - Oh, no, they can't all die. 23 00:01:30,835 --> 00:01:32,335 They run the bakery. 24 00:01:32,461 --> 00:01:35,255 They make the best cinnamon buns in all the land. 25 00:01:35,381 --> 00:01:37,632 - What if we each cut off a piece of ourselves? 26 00:01:37,758 --> 00:01:39,884 And with all of these pieces combined, 27 00:01:40,010 --> 00:01:43,053 it will be as if one less person lived in town. 28 00:01:43,180 --> 00:01:45,222 - Interesting. Hmm. 29 00:01:45,348 --> 00:01:46,849 Continue. 30 00:01:46,975 --> 00:01:49,809 - But the daughter refused. 31 00:01:49,935 --> 00:01:53,438 But, Dad, I like my limbs. 32 00:01:53,564 --> 00:01:55,023 - Don't be selfish. 33 00:01:55,149 --> 00:01:57,233 Would you rather one of us die? 34 00:01:57,359 --> 00:01:58,401 - You can have my arm. 35 00:01:58,527 --> 00:02:00,110 - I'll give my right ear. 36 00:02:00,236 --> 00:02:02,529 - I see no problem losing some of my fingers. 37 00:02:02,655 --> 00:02:04,156 - I'll throw in my nose. 38 00:02:04,282 --> 00:02:06,742 - Guarantee me a leg, 39 00:02:06,868 --> 00:02:08,285 and it's a deal. 40 00:02:08,411 --> 00:02:10,453 - Well, I do have another one. 41 00:02:10,579 --> 00:02:12,872 Okay, I'm in. 42 00:02:14,458 --> 00:02:17,084 - After the executioner had done the deed, 43 00:02:17,211 --> 00:02:20,587 the family made an unsightly sight 44 00:02:20,713 --> 00:02:22,756 and business went bad. 45 00:02:22,882 --> 00:02:26,426 So the family started selling their cinnamon buns 46 00:02:26,552 --> 00:02:29,262 by mail order to the next kingdom. 47 00:02:29,388 --> 00:02:31,263 And since no one had to look at them, 48 00:02:31,389 --> 00:02:32,765 they were a huge hit, 49 00:02:32,891 --> 00:02:35,726 and they made heaps of dough. 50 00:02:37,020 --> 00:02:40,105 And the father said to the daughter, 51 00:02:40,232 --> 00:02:43,858 "You see what we can accomplish if we all stick together?" 52 00:02:48,364 --> 00:02:49,489 The end. 53 00:02:49,615 --> 00:02:52,574 - It was the last birthday party I ever had. 54 00:03:01,833 --> 00:03:03,584 There were two things I loved 55 00:03:03,710 --> 00:03:06,045 more than anything in this world: 56 00:03:06,171 --> 00:03:09,632 Running and math. 57 00:03:09,758 --> 00:03:11,092 My dad was a mathematician, 58 00:03:11,218 --> 00:03:14,010 so loving math was loving my dad. 59 00:03:14,136 --> 00:03:17,138 - What is this? What are you reading? 60 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:19,099 Pre-calculus? - Yep. 61 00:03:19,225 --> 00:03:21,725 We both found safety in numbers. 62 00:03:21,851 --> 00:03:26,605 In my family, 1 plus 1 equaled 3. 63 00:03:26,731 --> 00:03:28,399 - I hope when you grow up that you... 64 00:03:28,525 --> 00:03:31,652 - Life was good. 65 00:03:31,778 --> 00:03:33,528 My father was a track star in college, 66 00:03:33,654 --> 00:03:36,656 and I dreamed of the day that I would really and truly 67 00:03:36,782 --> 00:03:39,659 run faster than he did. 68 00:03:39,785 --> 00:03:41,536 But on the last good day my father had... 69 00:03:41,662 --> 00:03:42,577 Dad! 70 00:03:42,704 --> 00:03:44,288 Nobody won. 71 00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:49,793 What's the matter? 72 00:03:56,591 --> 00:04:00,553 That's when I started to knock on wood. 73 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:02,847 Each knock was a number, 74 00:04:02,972 --> 00:04:05,473 and each number kept me safe. 75 00:04:06,976 --> 00:04:09,060 Without them, I'd be alone. 76 00:04:12,565 --> 00:04:13,439 Dad... 77 00:04:13,565 --> 00:04:15,274 They know how to fix a body, 78 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:18,861 but would they be able to fix his mind? 79 00:04:20,196 --> 00:04:22,489 My dad looked gray and gone, 80 00:04:22,615 --> 00:04:24,574 but I knew he was in there somewhere, 81 00:04:24,700 --> 00:04:28,536 and I was determined to get him back. 82 00:04:28,662 --> 00:04:30,872 So I made a deal with the universe. 83 00:04:30,998 --> 00:04:33,374 I would give up everything that I cared about, 84 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:36,585 and the universe would give me back my father. 85 00:04:38,463 --> 00:04:40,088 I quit dessert. 86 00:04:42,633 --> 00:04:45,051 I quit going to movies. 87 00:04:47,012 --> 00:04:49,013 I quit my friends. 88 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:51,849 I quit flipping through atlases. 89 00:04:54,478 --> 00:04:57,145 I even quit running. 90 00:04:58,606 --> 00:04:59,898 The more I liked something, 91 00:05:00,024 --> 00:05:03,068 the more I needed to ruin it. 92 00:05:07,405 --> 00:05:12,117 The only thing I didn't quit was numbers. 93 00:05:16,580 --> 00:05:20,083 If I could jump rope 43 times without missing 94 00:05:20,209 --> 00:05:24,337 or if I could catch the ball 27 times in a row, 95 00:05:24,463 --> 00:05:26,713 if the number of falling leaves I counted 96 00:05:26,839 --> 00:05:29,216 equaled the number of letters in my dad's name, 97 00:05:29,342 --> 00:05:31,218 then maybe I would get him back. 98 00:05:31,344 --> 00:05:33,136 I never stopped counting. 99 00:05:33,262 --> 00:05:34,888 I never stopped hoping. 100 00:05:35,014 --> 00:05:37,807 Numbers: 101 00:05:37,933 --> 00:05:40,935 Safe, 102 00:05:41,061 --> 00:05:42,353 reliable, 103 00:05:42,479 --> 00:05:43,479 perfect. 104 00:05:45,941 --> 00:05:47,816 Then suddenly, my mother decided 105 00:05:47,942 --> 00:05:49,943 that three was one number too many. 106 00:05:50,069 --> 00:05:52,153 - You're kicking me out? 107 00:05:53,489 --> 00:05:55,698 - You don't have friends. 108 00:05:55,825 --> 00:05:59,326 You don't have a job. 109 00:05:59,452 --> 00:06:01,537 It's time for you to go. 110 00:06:03,623 --> 00:06:05,165 - But I love it here. 111 00:06:05,291 --> 00:06:07,166 - You're lying, Mona. 112 00:06:07,292 --> 00:06:10,253 And what's worse is, you don't even know it. 113 00:06:10,379 --> 00:06:13,339 I have to take care of him. 114 00:06:13,465 --> 00:06:15,174 You don't. 115 00:06:32,566 --> 00:06:33,732 By the third night, 116 00:06:33,859 --> 00:06:37,611 my math book and I called it quits. 117 00:06:37,737 --> 00:06:41,489 - We can help you with the first month's rent. 118 00:06:41,615 --> 00:06:43,158 I've saved a little, 119 00:06:43,284 --> 00:06:46,828 and Dad has his disability check. 120 00:06:49,456 --> 00:06:51,999 - She'll never find an apartment 121 00:06:52,125 --> 00:06:55,127 with a toilet as strong as ours. 122 00:07:13,352 --> 00:07:16,354 Suddenly I knew what infinity felt like. 123 00:07:20,859 --> 00:07:22,776 It was really long. 124 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:31,117 - Mom? 125 00:07:31,243 --> 00:07:32,869 - Is this Mona Gray? 126 00:07:32,995 --> 00:07:33,912 - Yeah. 127 00:07:34,038 --> 00:07:35,622 - This is Ms. Gelband. 128 00:07:35,748 --> 00:07:38,041 I was your elementary school principal. 129 00:07:38,167 --> 00:07:39,375 - Yeah? 130 00:07:39,502 --> 00:07:42,127 - Well, I just ran into your mother 131 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:43,795 in front of the bakery, 132 00:07:43,922 --> 00:07:46,423 and our math teacher, Ms. Swordstrum, 133 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:50,718 suddenly flew off to Paraguay to become a revolutionary. 134 00:07:50,844 --> 00:07:52,887 So your motherjumped in 135 00:07:53,013 --> 00:07:55,181 and told me that you're living in town, 136 00:07:55,307 --> 00:07:57,225 that you don't have a job, 137 00:07:57,351 --> 00:07:58,976 but you have a college degree 138 00:07:59,102 --> 00:08:00,019 in math. 139 00:08:00,145 --> 00:08:01,645 You're it. - It? 140 00:08:01,771 --> 00:08:03,230 - Our new math teacher. 141 00:08:03,356 --> 00:08:06,900 I remember at recess when you were a child, 142 00:08:07,026 --> 00:08:09,528 while all the other kids were playing kickball, 143 00:08:09,654 --> 00:08:12,738 you sat on the monkey bars doing long division. 144 00:08:12,864 --> 00:08:15,908 You're perfect for the job, Mona Gray. 145 00:08:22,039 --> 00:08:24,290 - Why would you tell her I had a math degree 146 00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:25,708 when I quit college? 147 00:08:25,834 --> 00:08:28,086 - You need to find a way to pay rent. 148 00:08:28,212 --> 00:08:30,129 - Why? 149 00:08:30,256 --> 00:08:31,463 You're the one who kicked me out. 150 00:08:31,589 --> 00:08:32,965 - You might like teaching. 151 00:08:33,091 --> 00:08:34,967 - I'll hate it. 152 00:08:36,844 --> 00:08:40,764 - The welcome wagon officially welcomes you! 153 00:08:40,890 --> 00:08:45,726 We like to think of ourselves as being ahead of the curve. 154 00:08:45,852 --> 00:08:49,146 One teacher for each subject. 155 00:08:49,273 --> 00:08:52,732 I guess that makes you our very own Ms. Math. 156 00:08:57,738 --> 00:09:01,116 We may want to lighten up the decor, 157 00:09:01,242 --> 00:09:05,744 something cheery and "math is fun"-ish. 158 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:12,126 - You made a mistake. 159 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:13,751 I'm not a teacher. 160 00:09:13,877 --> 00:09:14,794 I... 161 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:16,045 - There's an old saying: 162 00:09:16,171 --> 00:09:19,424 "No one is a teacher until they're a teacher." 163 00:09:25,013 --> 00:09:28,974 - I had math in this room with Mr. Jones. 164 00:09:30,602 --> 00:09:34,812 - 1, 2, 3, 165 00:09:34,938 --> 00:09:37,898 5, 8, 166 00:09:38,025 --> 00:09:42,820 13, 21... 167 00:09:42,946 --> 00:09:46,990 Who can tell me the next number in this pattern? 168 00:09:49,118 --> 00:09:50,493 Miss Gray? 169 00:09:50,620 --> 00:09:51,995 - 34. 170 00:09:52,121 --> 00:09:56,332 - You are correct! 171 00:09:59,169 --> 00:10:03,172 - I never saw him without a wax number around his neck. 172 00:10:07,926 --> 00:10:12,930 The numbers varied according to his mood. 173 00:10:13,057 --> 00:10:15,390 He'd go higher in a better mood, 174 00:10:15,516 --> 00:10:17,726 lower if he felt lower. 175 00:10:23,149 --> 00:10:28,152 I wondered if he had the numbers my dad needed. 176 00:10:28,278 --> 00:10:31,739 To the world, they were just numbers. 177 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:35,867 But to us, they were invisible signs. 178 00:10:46,378 --> 00:10:50,422 Mr. Jones quit teaching and opened a hardware store. 179 00:10:50,548 --> 00:10:54,051 And I was the only one who understood why. 180 00:10:54,177 --> 00:10:56,260 He was trying to get his numbers up. 181 00:11:04,395 --> 00:11:07,312 We don't talk anymore. 182 00:11:07,438 --> 00:11:11,441 - So can I count on you? 183 00:11:42,303 --> 00:11:46,598 - Hi, first graders. 184 00:11:46,725 --> 00:11:48,099 I'm Miss Gray. 185 00:11:48,225 --> 00:11:50,893 - Miss Gray, you're it! 186 00:11:51,019 --> 00:11:53,104 - Um- Um, no. 187 00:11:53,230 --> 00:11:54,981 - Can we call you Mommy? 188 00:11:55,107 --> 00:11:56,482 - Oh! 189 00:11:57,651 --> 00:11:59,067 Second graders, 190 00:11:59,193 --> 00:12:02,237 look at all the numbers on the wall. 191 00:12:02,947 --> 00:12:05,449 Guys, please. 192 00:12:12,581 --> 00:12:15,291 - No way! Check it out! 193 00:12:15,417 --> 00:12:17,168 - Pretty awesome numbers. 194 00:12:17,294 --> 00:12:21,045 - I like the 2. 195 00:12:21,172 --> 00:12:23,840 I like the 9 a lot. 196 00:12:23,966 --> 00:12:25,383 - I like the 5. 197 00:12:25,509 --> 00:12:27,343 - Are you the third grade? 198 00:12:27,470 --> 00:12:28,969 - Yes. 199 00:12:29,095 --> 00:12:30,137 - What's your name? 200 00:12:30,263 --> 00:12:31,513 - Elmer Gravlaki. 201 00:12:31,639 --> 00:12:34,141 - Okay. Thank you. 202 00:12:34,267 --> 00:12:36,810 Sit down... please. 203 00:12:46,904 --> 00:12:48,738 Um... 204 00:12:48,864 --> 00:12:51,823 let's play a game. 205 00:12:54,786 --> 00:12:57,996 How about you say your name 206 00:12:58,122 --> 00:13:01,123 along with your favorite number? 207 00:13:01,249 --> 00:13:02,500 Ow! 208 00:13:02,626 --> 00:13:03,501 He shot me! 209 00:13:04,795 --> 00:13:06,670 It's not funny! 210 00:13:06,797 --> 00:13:08,380 - What's your name? 211 00:13:08,507 --> 00:13:09,840 - Danny O'Mazzi. 212 00:13:09,966 --> 00:13:12,217 - Danny, you can't shoot people in the head, 213 00:13:12,343 --> 00:13:15,011 so go stand in the corner and face the wall. 214 00:13:15,137 --> 00:13:16,012 - Cool. 215 00:13:16,138 --> 00:13:17,222 - No fair! 216 00:13:17,348 --> 00:13:18,932 Why does he get to stand in the corner 217 00:13:19,058 --> 00:13:20,183 facing the wall? 218 00:13:20,309 --> 00:13:21,850 - Well, it's not supposed to be a good thing. 219 00:13:21,976 --> 00:13:23,852 It's supposed to be a punishment. 220 00:13:23,978 --> 00:13:26,522 - Miss Gray, I'm Rita Williams, and I want you to know 221 00:13:26,648 --> 00:13:29,107 that Ellen always pees when she gets nervous. 222 00:13:29,234 --> 00:13:31,025 She has a change of clothes in a cubby 223 00:13:31,151 --> 00:13:33,444 in the nurse's office. 224 00:13:33,570 --> 00:13:36,322 - Go and do that, then, Ellen. 225 00:13:37,324 --> 00:13:39,659 - Miss Gray, I'm Lisa Venus, 226 00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:42,244 and my favorite number is a billion. 227 00:13:42,370 --> 00:13:43,286 - What? 228 00:13:43,412 --> 00:13:45,914 - You told us to say our name and our favorite number. 229 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:48,124 - Yeah, get with the program. 230 00:13:48,251 --> 00:13:49,584 - And you are... 231 00:13:49,710 --> 00:13:51,211 - Ann DiGanno. 232 00:13:55,131 --> 00:14:00,553 - Lisa, how about choosing a number between 1 and 9? 233 00:14:00,679 --> 00:14:02,262 - 9... I mean... 234 00:14:02,388 --> 00:14:04,013 2... no, 7. 235 00:14:04,139 --> 00:14:05,723 - 7? 236 00:14:05,850 --> 00:14:08,142 - For sure 7. 237 00:14:08,269 --> 00:14:09,727 - Okay. 238 00:14:09,854 --> 00:14:11,979 Do I have any other volunteers? 239 00:14:12,105 --> 00:14:13,772 - Ooh, ooh, me, me. 240 00:14:13,898 --> 00:14:15,941 Oh, oh, me. Pick me. 241 00:14:16,067 --> 00:14:17,526 My name is Levan Beeze, 242 00:14:17,652 --> 00:14:19,486 and my favorite number is 1. 243 00:14:19,612 --> 00:14:20,737 - Okay. 244 00:14:20,864 --> 00:14:23,990 Levan, you and Lisa 245 00:14:24,116 --> 00:14:28,119 come to the front and form your numbers with your bodies. 246 00:14:30,914 --> 00:14:32,706 - What is this? 247 00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:37,377 - And what's the total of Levan and Lisa? 248 00:14:37,503 --> 00:14:38,503 - 8. 249 00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:39,838 - That's right. 250 00:14:39,964 --> 00:14:41,923 - The bugs in her gross hair gave her the answer. 251 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,383 - I don't have bugs in my hair. 252 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:45,634 - Ann's in a bad mood 253 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,553 because her parents are getting divorced. 254 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,680 My mom is her mom's attorney. 255 00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,265 - They're not getting divorced! 256 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,267 They're getting legally separated. 257 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:57,437 - Levan, client-attorney confidentiality is confidential. 258 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:58,646 Shh. 259 00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:01,441 All right, who wants to be the 8? 260 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,525 - I'll do it. 261 00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:04,192 - Okay, Danny. 262 00:15:04,319 --> 00:15:08,780 Who wants to be the plus sign? 263 00:15:09,073 --> 00:15:12,117 - Me! - Pick me! 264 00:15:17,205 --> 00:15:21,876 - This is our first human equation. 265 00:15:23,045 --> 00:15:24,252 - Cool. 266 00:15:28,466 --> 00:15:30,467 - What are we gonna do now? 267 00:15:30,593 --> 00:15:34,803 - How about if we... 268 00:15:34,930 --> 00:15:37,681 How about, uh... 269 00:15:43,355 --> 00:15:45,521 What if we... 270 00:15:45,648 --> 00:15:48,983 make numbers out of nature? 271 00:15:49,109 --> 00:15:53,821 One of you will bring in a number 272 00:15:53,948 --> 00:15:55,822 every Friday, 273 00:15:55,949 --> 00:15:59,034 kind of like a show-and-tell with numbers. 274 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:02,079 And we'll call it... 275 00:16:02,205 --> 00:16:05,539 "numbers and materials." 276 00:16:05,666 --> 00:16:06,999 - Can I go first? 277 00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:11,212 - Okay, Lisa Venus, bring in a good one. 278 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:13,714 Okay. 279 00:16:15,967 --> 00:16:19,511 - I'm glad you're the new math teacher. 280 00:16:27,394 --> 00:16:29,186 - Dad? 281 00:16:29,312 --> 00:16:34,733 Dad! 282 00:16:34,859 --> 00:16:37,276 Today was my first day- 283 00:16:39,613 --> 00:16:41,698 Mona, Mona... 284 00:16:41,824 --> 00:16:43,616 I read about this in a book 285 00:16:43,742 --> 00:16:46,536 by a Harvard medical professor. 286 00:16:46,662 --> 00:16:51,331 This is called "the shape of health." 287 00:16:54,252 --> 00:16:55,335 Come here. Let me show you. 288 00:16:55,461 --> 00:16:56,378 Let me show you. Come here. 289 00:16:56,504 --> 00:16:57,628 Come here. 290 00:16:57,754 --> 00:17:00,840 All right, now, according to this book, 291 00:17:00,966 --> 00:17:04,385 Olympic athletes who were hurt, they used this, right? 292 00:17:04,511 --> 00:17:05,678 They've done studies. 293 00:17:05,804 --> 00:17:08,596 The damage goes out 294 00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:13,059 through the gap in the circle. 295 00:17:14,186 --> 00:17:17,731 Honey, it's a reliable book. 296 00:17:17,856 --> 00:17:20,941 You want to- you want to come in? 297 00:17:22,027 --> 00:17:23,152 Just come on in. 298 00:17:23,278 --> 00:17:26,238 You can feel it, right? 299 00:17:26,364 --> 00:17:28,865 Honey, just sit here. Sit right here. 300 00:17:28,991 --> 00:17:32,076 And just take a deep breath in, right? 301 00:17:32,202 --> 00:17:35,413 And then just let it all out through the gap. 302 00:17:36,540 --> 00:17:37,498 Deep breath. 303 00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:40,292 And let it all out. 304 00:17:40,418 --> 00:17:41,835 Let go. Let go. Let go. 305 00:17:44,714 --> 00:17:45,630 Start it again. 306 00:17:45,757 --> 00:17:47,799 In... 307 00:17:47,925 --> 00:17:48,966 And out. 308 00:17:50,594 --> 00:17:52,970 - What's going on? 309 00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:59,142 - It's called "the shape of health." 310 00:18:00,478 --> 00:18:02,020 - I'm calling Dr. Wallace. 311 00:18:02,146 --> 00:18:05,231 These medications are not working either. 312 00:18:05,357 --> 00:18:06,775 And you're not helping. 313 00:18:06,901 --> 00:18:12,196 - Hey, I have a doctor from the Harvard medical school. 314 00:18:35,343 --> 00:18:38,095 - Rock candy experiment gone awry. 315 00:18:39,430 --> 00:18:43,349 It makes a mess, but the kids love it. 316 00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:46,852 These are never filled. 317 00:18:54,610 --> 00:18:57,737 This your sherbert? 318 00:18:57,863 --> 00:18:59,114 - No. 319 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,824 - It's a funny name, right? 320 00:19:01,950 --> 00:19:03,492 Sherbert. 321 00:19:05,829 --> 00:19:07,371 Like, if you say it a bunch of times, it's- 322 00:19:07,497 --> 00:19:15,128 Sherbert. 323 00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:16,754 I guess it's not really that funny, 324 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,297 but it's a weird name. 325 00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:19,674 Sherbert. 326 00:19:22,051 --> 00:19:25,303 So you're the new math teacher? 327 00:19:25,429 --> 00:19:26,847 You're Miss Gray? 328 00:19:26,973 --> 00:19:28,932 - Uh-huh. 329 00:19:29,058 --> 00:19:31,768 - I'm Ben. 330 00:19:31,894 --> 00:19:34,645 Ben Smith. I teach science. 331 00:19:34,771 --> 00:19:36,438 - What were you thinking 332 00:19:36,565 --> 00:19:38,691 with that houseplant assignment? 333 00:19:38,817 --> 00:19:40,151 - Oh, the houseplant assignment. 334 00:19:40,277 --> 00:19:42,902 Half the class was supposed to talk kindly to their houseplants 335 00:19:43,028 --> 00:19:44,362 and the other half wasn't, 336 00:19:44,488 --> 00:19:48,324 and then we were gonna compare their respective growth rates. 337 00:19:48,450 --> 00:19:49,951 Why? What's up? 338 00:19:50,077 --> 00:19:51,619 - Rita Williams' mother found her 339 00:19:51,745 --> 00:19:53,996 yelling at her bathroom fern, 340 00:19:54,122 --> 00:19:55,414 saying things like, 341 00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:57,749 "You're a disgrace to the family name," 342 00:19:57,876 --> 00:20:00,711 and, "What are you looking at, you... 343 00:20:00,837 --> 00:20:02,713 skanky piece of bitch?" 344 00:20:02,839 --> 00:20:05,548 - What was the plant's reaction? 345 00:20:05,674 --> 00:20:08,176 - Now, don't you get cheeky. 346 00:20:08,302 --> 00:20:12,013 Shall we discuss this in my office, Mr. Smith? 347 00:20:13,056 --> 00:20:16,683 - We have to discuss this in your office. 348 00:20:16,809 --> 00:20:19,102 See you around, Miss Gray. 349 00:20:22,815 --> 00:20:26,233 - Miss Gray, the 7 of the clouds fell. 350 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,235 Miss Gray. 351 00:20:33,074 --> 00:20:34,908 - Hey! Watch it, doody-boy! 352 00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:35,909 - Sorry. 353 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,579 - What is she wearing? 354 00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:41,247 - It looks like garbage. 355 00:20:44,334 --> 00:20:46,043 - Lisa Venus... 356 00:20:46,169 --> 00:20:47,461 - Yes? 357 00:20:47,587 --> 00:20:49,087 - What's that on your head? 358 00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:50,797 - It's an I.V. 359 00:20:50,924 --> 00:20:53,300 Get it? Those are my initials. 360 00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:54,426 - No, they're not. 361 00:20:54,551 --> 00:20:56,302 - Those aren't your initials. 362 00:20:56,428 --> 00:20:58,221 - They almost are. 363 00:20:58,347 --> 00:20:59,388 - You're retarded. 364 00:20:59,514 --> 00:21:01,182 - Ann. 365 00:21:01,308 --> 00:21:04,352 - I'm ready for "numbers and materials." 366 00:21:04,478 --> 00:21:06,603 - "Numbers and materials"? 367 00:21:06,729 --> 00:21:07,771 - Remember? 368 00:21:07,897 --> 00:21:09,439 Every Friday, we bring in numbers 369 00:21:09,565 --> 00:21:10,899 from the world of nature. 370 00:21:11,025 --> 00:21:13,318 - Or things that just look like numbers. 371 00:21:13,444 --> 00:21:14,527 - Duh, Miss Gray. 372 00:21:14,654 --> 00:21:16,111 You never remember anything. 373 00:21:16,238 --> 00:21:17,988 How the hell did you ever get to be our teacher? 374 00:21:18,114 --> 00:21:20,241 - Danny, in the corner. 375 00:21:20,367 --> 00:21:21,450 - Cool. 376 00:21:21,576 --> 00:21:26,704 - Lisa, numbers and materials, please. 377 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:32,293 - This is my zero. 378 00:21:32,419 --> 00:21:33,711 It's from nature. 379 00:21:33,837 --> 00:21:37,005 - That's not nature. That's plastic. 380 00:21:37,131 --> 00:21:38,799 - Plastic comes from nature. 381 00:21:38,925 --> 00:21:41,760 - It's man-made, and man is natural. 382 00:21:41,886 --> 00:21:43,720 - Uh-huh. 383 00:21:43,846 --> 00:21:46,430 - Zero times anything is zero. 384 00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:51,602 127 minus zero equals 127. 385 00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:56,731 10 billion minus zero equals 10 billion. 386 00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:58,066 - What? - Duh. 387 00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:00,652 Good. 388 00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:01,903 - What's so good about it? 389 00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,071 - Ann. 390 00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:05,365 Thank you. 391 00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:09,285 So who wants to go next week? 392 00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:10,327 - Me! - Me! 393 00:22:10,453 --> 00:22:11,328 - Me! - Ooh, ooh! 394 00:22:11,454 --> 00:22:14,373 - Miss Gray! 395 00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:19,669 - Fireflies aren't flies or bugs but beetles. 396 00:22:19,795 --> 00:22:21,587 And they exist on every continent, 397 00:22:21,714 --> 00:22:22,964 except Antarctica. 398 00:22:23,090 --> 00:22:24,674 - Why do they glow? 399 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:25,758 - That's a good question. 400 00:22:25,884 --> 00:22:27,676 Mainly so they can find their mate. 401 00:22:27,802 --> 00:22:32,514 The males flash their signal, and they wait. 402 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:36,143 And they wait for the females... 403 00:22:39,938 --> 00:22:42,106 To respond. 404 00:22:51,449 --> 00:22:53,450 - Lisa? - Miss Gray! 405 00:22:53,576 --> 00:22:56,369 - Are you waiting for someone? 406 00:22:56,495 --> 00:22:57,579 - My aunt. 407 00:22:57,705 --> 00:23:00,331 She's always late. 408 00:23:00,457 --> 00:23:03,667 Want to touch my I. V? 409 00:23:03,793 --> 00:23:05,002 Go ahead. 410 00:23:05,128 --> 00:23:07,463 Touch it. 411 00:23:19,515 --> 00:23:20,515 Where'd you get it? 412 00:23:20,641 --> 00:23:22,768 - My mom. 413 00:23:22,894 --> 00:23:24,561 She's got really bad cancer 414 00:23:24,687 --> 00:23:26,772 and wears a red wig. 415 00:23:29,025 --> 00:23:32,693 Guess what kind of cancer she has. 416 00:23:32,819 --> 00:23:34,737 - Uh... 417 00:23:36,448 --> 00:23:37,531 Lung? 418 00:23:37,657 --> 00:23:39,492 - No. 419 00:23:39,618 --> 00:23:41,034 - Colon? 420 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:42,410 - No. 421 00:23:42,536 --> 00:23:43,411 - Mouth? 422 00:23:43,537 --> 00:23:44,746 - No. 423 00:23:44,872 --> 00:23:46,164 - Throat? - No. 424 00:23:46,290 --> 00:23:47,707 - Breast? - No. 425 00:23:47,833 --> 00:23:49,042 - Liver? - No. 426 00:23:49,168 --> 00:23:50,876 - Pancreas? - No. 427 00:23:51,002 --> 00:23:52,127 - Blood? - No. 428 00:23:52,253 --> 00:23:53,253 - Brain? - No. 429 00:23:53,380 --> 00:23:54,546 - Bone? - No. 430 00:23:54,672 --> 00:23:56,924 - Skin? - No. 431 00:23:57,050 --> 00:23:58,801 - What else is there? 432 00:23:58,927 --> 00:24:01,344 - Eye cancer. 433 00:24:04,223 --> 00:24:05,765 - I've never heard of that. 434 00:24:05,891 --> 00:24:08,059 - It's brand-new. 435 00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:10,603 My mom's one of the first. 436 00:24:10,728 --> 00:24:13,271 She'll die in less than a year. 437 00:24:16,067 --> 00:24:19,986 - Is there anything I can do? 438 00:24:20,113 --> 00:24:22,530 - I like pirates. 439 00:24:22,656 --> 00:24:26,492 I hate Ann DiGanno. 440 00:24:26,618 --> 00:24:28,119 Are you sick? 441 00:24:32,623 --> 00:24:33,498 - What do you mean? 442 00:24:35,084 --> 00:24:37,627 - Lisa! Hurry up! 443 00:24:37,753 --> 00:24:39,629 - If you want to do something for me, 444 00:24:39,755 --> 00:24:42,798 then never get sick, ever. 445 00:24:42,924 --> 00:24:45,217 - Lisa! 446 00:25:08,948 --> 00:25:10,949 - He doesn't need a cardiologist, Eva. 447 00:25:11,075 --> 00:25:12,825 He needs a psychiatrist. 448 00:25:12,951 --> 00:25:15,703 What's wrong? 449 00:25:15,829 --> 00:25:17,746 Mom, what is this? 450 00:25:17,873 --> 00:25:18,831 - Nothing. 451 00:25:18,957 --> 00:25:20,666 He's fine. Let's go. 452 00:25:20,792 --> 00:25:23,001 - Mom. - Let's go. 453 00:25:23,127 --> 00:25:25,462 - No matter how many times I asked, 454 00:25:25,588 --> 00:25:29,507 the answer was always the same: 455 00:25:29,633 --> 00:25:32,177 "Nothing." 456 00:25:32,303 --> 00:25:35,596 Lisa wore the truth like a crown. 457 00:25:35,722 --> 00:25:40,851 She made jewelry out of saline and plastic. 458 00:25:40,977 --> 00:25:44,395 And all I had was the word "nothing." 459 00:26:04,539 --> 00:26:05,664 Dad? 460 00:26:13,673 --> 00:26:15,882 Yay! 461 00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:18,551 Let's go out for breakfast for a change, 462 00:26:18,677 --> 00:26:19,886 like a family. 463 00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:21,846 - But we are a family. 464 00:26:24,391 --> 00:26:27,267 - Like another family, then. 465 00:26:40,405 --> 00:26:42,323 Hi, a table for three, please. 466 00:26:42,449 --> 00:26:44,534 Thank you. 467 00:26:44,660 --> 00:26:45,825 - I can't sit here. 468 00:26:45,952 --> 00:26:46,952 It's- 469 00:26:47,078 --> 00:26:48,328 There's a draft. 470 00:26:48,454 --> 00:26:50,247 - Oh. 471 00:26:50,373 --> 00:26:51,248 Is this okay? 472 00:26:51,374 --> 00:26:53,500 - No, no, no. This is dirty. 473 00:26:53,626 --> 00:26:54,793 This is dirty. 474 00:26:54,919 --> 00:26:58,212 Look further back. 475 00:26:58,338 --> 00:26:59,296 No, no, no. 476 00:26:59,422 --> 00:27:00,422 No. 477 00:27:00,549 --> 00:27:02,091 This is right under the air conditioner. 478 00:27:02,217 --> 00:27:03,592 - Oh. 479 00:27:03,718 --> 00:27:05,010 Is this to your liking? 480 00:27:05,136 --> 00:27:07,095 - This is fine. It's fine. 481 00:27:07,221 --> 00:27:08,096 Thank you so much. 482 00:27:08,222 --> 00:27:09,305 Fine. 483 00:27:09,431 --> 00:27:10,890 - It's great. 484 00:27:16,521 --> 00:27:20,357 - Now... let's have fun. 485 00:27:20,483 --> 00:27:22,943 It's Mona's birthday. 486 00:27:23,069 --> 00:27:25,028 - Mona, I want you to go to the hardware store. 487 00:27:25,154 --> 00:27:28,281 I want you to pick up a five-pound bag of plant food. 488 00:27:28,407 --> 00:27:30,283 - No, no, no, no. Not now, no. 489 00:27:30,409 --> 00:27:32,743 No, we are celebrating. 490 00:27:32,869 --> 00:27:35,788 - Mona... it's a surprise. 491 00:27:35,914 --> 00:27:39,207 This arrived on your birthday. 492 00:27:39,333 --> 00:27:41,876 It's... 493 00:27:42,003 --> 00:27:44,629 magnet therapy. 494 00:27:44,755 --> 00:27:45,755 - Magnets? 495 00:27:45,881 --> 00:27:46,756 - Shh, okay, quiet. 496 00:27:46,882 --> 00:27:47,756 Keep your voice down, 497 00:27:47,882 --> 00:27:49,925 because I don't want this getting back to the FDA. 498 00:27:50,051 --> 00:27:50,968 - Why? 499 00:27:51,094 --> 00:27:53,262 - Why? Because the- 500 00:27:53,388 --> 00:27:55,556 Because they can confiscate it. 501 00:27:55,682 --> 00:27:57,641 They can recede the shape of health. 502 00:27:57,766 --> 00:27:59,392 They can try to get rid of the shape of health. 503 00:27:59,518 --> 00:28:03,980 - Mona, don't upset your father. 504 00:28:04,106 --> 00:28:06,357 - Miss Gray. 505 00:28:06,483 --> 00:28:09,318 Hi. 506 00:28:09,444 --> 00:28:11,194 These your folks? 507 00:28:11,321 --> 00:28:13,572 Hi, I'm Ben Smith. 508 00:28:13,698 --> 00:28:15,324 Your daughter and I work together. 509 00:28:15,450 --> 00:28:16,491 I'm the science teacher. 510 00:28:16,618 --> 00:28:18,368 - Hi, I'm Mona's mom. 511 00:28:18,493 --> 00:28:21,495 - You're Mr. Gray, I presume? 512 00:28:21,622 --> 00:28:22,872 - Um... 513 00:28:22,998 --> 00:28:24,582 Please, join us. 514 00:28:24,708 --> 00:28:27,418 - Oh... okay. 515 00:28:27,544 --> 00:28:31,087 Just... excuse me. 516 00:28:34,175 --> 00:28:36,217 The moby platter here is fantastic, 517 00:28:36,344 --> 00:28:37,761 and the French toast is really- 518 00:28:37,887 --> 00:28:40,512 - Are you from the FDA? 519 00:28:40,639 --> 00:28:42,389 - No. 520 00:28:42,515 --> 00:28:46,185 - So... are you from around here? 521 00:28:46,311 --> 00:28:47,603 - The short version is, 522 00:28:47,729 --> 00:28:51,648 I moved here when my fiancée got a bookkeeping job 523 00:28:51,774 --> 00:28:53,066 at the hospital. 524 00:28:53,192 --> 00:28:54,484 - Oh. 525 00:28:54,610 --> 00:28:56,778 - Then she ran off with a male nurse. 526 00:28:56,904 --> 00:28:58,029 That was fun. 527 00:28:58,155 --> 00:28:59,280 They stole my car. 528 00:29:00,823 --> 00:29:03,033 Oh, I'm sorry. 529 00:29:03,159 --> 00:29:06,078 It's a tragedy. I'm s-I'm sorry. 530 00:29:06,204 --> 00:29:07,412 - But it's okay. 531 00:29:07,538 --> 00:29:10,039 I made a mistake. 532 00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:13,334 Turns out all my calculations were wrong. 533 00:29:15,629 --> 00:29:18,547 Wow, I'm sure you've heard this tons of times, 534 00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:22,175 but you guys, you look so much alike. 535 00:29:22,301 --> 00:29:24,928 Really? 536 00:29:25,054 --> 00:29:28,348 Everybody says the lips. 537 00:29:28,474 --> 00:29:30,225 - Oh, yeah, without a doubt. 538 00:29:31,393 --> 00:29:33,727 - So how did you get into science? 539 00:29:33,853 --> 00:29:37,690 - I've always been attracted to knowing 540 00:29:37,816 --> 00:29:40,401 why things are the way they are. 541 00:29:41,694 --> 00:29:43,444 There's a bit of Dad in there too, but I'm seeing- 542 00:29:43,570 --> 00:29:46,155 - "I want to be a scientist." 543 00:29:55,164 --> 00:29:58,208 - I think I'm gonna go run that errand for Dad. 544 00:29:58,334 --> 00:29:59,626 - Mona, no. 545 00:29:59,752 --> 00:30:01,086 We didn't have- 546 00:30:01,212 --> 00:30:02,211 - I can help you out, Miss Gray. 547 00:30:02,337 --> 00:30:04,088 - Wait! - Five-pound bag. 548 00:30:04,214 --> 00:30:07,425 - Buy a gift for-Mona, please. - You want me to come with you? 549 00:30:07,551 --> 00:30:10,678 - Your birthday! It's Mona's birthday. 550 00:30:10,804 --> 00:30:12,095 - Happy birthday! 551 00:30:16,392 --> 00:30:17,892 - Mr. Jones. 552 00:30:20,771 --> 00:30:24,732 I'm here to show you the newest Panida Tool catalog. 553 00:30:29,571 --> 00:30:31,613 - I have everything I need. 554 00:30:32,823 --> 00:30:34,866 - Here's my card. 555 00:30:34,992 --> 00:30:37,243 You'll come around. 556 00:30:40,914 --> 00:30:42,582 Have a nice day. 557 00:31:13,277 --> 00:31:16,570 - I said something about his numbers for the first time 558 00:31:16,696 --> 00:31:19,281 when I was nine. 559 00:31:19,407 --> 00:31:21,241 Hi, Mr. Jones. 560 00:31:21,367 --> 00:31:22,618 I'm glad you're feeling better, 561 00:31:22,744 --> 00:31:25,036 nine times better than yesterday. 562 00:31:25,162 --> 00:31:27,288 Yesterday you were a two. 563 00:31:31,543 --> 00:31:34,045 - That's a nice thing for a kid to notice. 564 00:31:34,171 --> 00:31:36,880 You are a very good noticer. 565 00:31:37,006 --> 00:31:39,132 - Notice? 566 00:31:39,258 --> 00:31:40,717 I'd wake up in the morning and think, 567 00:31:40,843 --> 00:31:42,969 "If Mr. Jones wears an even number, 568 00:31:43,095 --> 00:31:45,471 my dad will laugh today." 569 00:31:51,394 --> 00:31:53,020 "If Mr. Jones wears an odd number, 570 00:31:53,146 --> 00:31:57,690 the new medication will work." 571 00:31:58,818 --> 00:32:02,237 "He must know a number that could help." 572 00:32:02,363 --> 00:32:05,156 But if he did, he didn't tell me. 573 00:32:05,282 --> 00:32:08,242 He was just one more neighbor that looked away. 574 00:32:11,329 --> 00:32:13,789 So I decided to egg his car every Halloween 575 00:32:13,915 --> 00:32:16,874 with five dozen eggs. 576 00:32:23,715 --> 00:32:25,508 Hi, Mr. Jones. 577 00:32:27,718 --> 00:32:29,511 - Hi, Mona. 578 00:32:29,637 --> 00:32:32,514 - So... why do you wear those numbers 579 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,058 around your neck like that? 580 00:32:39,896 --> 00:32:41,355 - I thought you knew. 581 00:32:41,481 --> 00:32:42,982 - Knew? 582 00:32:46,069 --> 00:32:47,068 Knew what? 583 00:32:48,779 --> 00:32:51,739 I was wearing an invisible sign of my own. 584 00:32:51,866 --> 00:32:54,617 It said, "Up yours, hypocrite." 585 00:33:00,123 --> 00:33:01,707 I'll take that ax. 586 00:33:14,219 --> 00:33:16,137 - It's $28. 587 00:33:45,748 --> 00:33:47,457 - Do you see what we can accomplish 588 00:33:47,583 --> 00:33:50,626 if we all stick together? 589 00:33:50,752 --> 00:33:52,669 You see what we can accomplish? 590 00:34:33,374 --> 00:34:34,374 - Ugh! 591 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:36,751 - Why did you do that? 592 00:34:49,681 --> 00:34:52,348 At home, it was an ax. 593 00:34:52,474 --> 00:34:54,976 At school, it was a 7. 594 00:34:59,856 --> 00:35:03,358 A little construction paper and some glue sticks, 595 00:35:03,484 --> 00:35:08,571 I could turn my nightmare into "numbers and materials." 596 00:35:14,285 --> 00:35:15,411 - Levan? 597 00:35:15,537 --> 00:35:16,870 What's the matter? 598 00:35:16,997 --> 00:35:19,331 It's the scurvy! 599 00:35:19,457 --> 00:35:22,166 - Scurvy? 600 00:35:22,292 --> 00:35:24,502 Who told you that? 601 00:35:26,839 --> 00:35:29,048 - Ann, Ann, what's wrong with you? 602 00:35:29,174 --> 00:35:31,718 - My tongue is swollen! My tongue! 603 00:35:31,844 --> 00:35:32,926 - Your tongue! 604 00:35:35,138 --> 00:35:36,304 - Oh, God! 605 00:35:36,431 --> 00:35:38,181 Your tongue? 606 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:40,976 Danny, what's wrong with you? 607 00:35:41,102 --> 00:35:42,060 - Malaria! 608 00:35:42,186 --> 00:35:43,936 - Malaria? 609 00:35:46,940 --> 00:35:47,898 - 911 emergency. 610 00:35:48,025 --> 00:35:49,316 - 911, I need to report an epidemic. 611 00:35:49,443 --> 00:35:50,693 - What's your location? 612 00:35:50,819 --> 00:35:52,652 - What about chicken pox? Rickets? 613 00:35:52,778 --> 00:35:55,905 You know, you could do... - Excuse me, miss? 614 00:35:56,032 --> 00:35:58,950 - You could do malaria next week 615 00:35:59,076 --> 00:36:00,744 if you do a really good consumption today. 616 00:36:00,870 --> 00:36:01,745 What do you think? 617 00:36:01,871 --> 00:36:02,871 - Wait. What are my symptoms? 618 00:36:02,996 --> 00:36:04,413 - Fatigue, cough. Let me hear a cough. 619 00:36:04,539 --> 00:36:05,706 Yeah, get it deep. 620 00:36:05,832 --> 00:36:06,999 - We're gonna send a dispatch. 621 00:36:07,125 --> 00:36:08,834 Deeper. 622 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,002 That's perfect. 623 00:36:10,128 --> 00:36:11,086 Some abdominal cramping. 624 00:36:11,212 --> 00:36:13,088 Bend over, like you got gas. 625 00:36:13,214 --> 00:36:14,714 - Okay, like that? 626 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,091 - Yeah. Go get 'em. 627 00:36:18,218 --> 00:36:19,761 - Good stuff, Elmer. 628 00:36:19,887 --> 00:36:22,597 It's like heavy gas. 629 00:36:22,723 --> 00:36:24,389 - What's going on? 630 00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:27,350 - We're life acting. 631 00:36:27,477 --> 00:36:28,393 - Ma'am? 632 00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:31,188 - It helps the kids understand symptoms 633 00:36:31,314 --> 00:36:33,148 for our health segment. 634 00:36:37,277 --> 00:36:39,236 - You... 635 00:36:39,362 --> 00:36:41,781 are... 636 00:36:41,907 --> 00:36:43,866 fired! 637 00:36:45,242 --> 00:36:49,454 - You barely say two words to me... 638 00:36:49,580 --> 00:36:52,207 and then you fire me? 639 00:37:07,971 --> 00:37:09,138 - Get up, Lisa. 640 00:37:09,264 --> 00:37:11,474 You're not sick. 641 00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:14,310 I have cancer. 642 00:37:16,562 --> 00:37:19,314 My mom's wig is made out of human hair. 643 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,984 They had ones that weren't, but you could tell. 644 00:37:23,111 --> 00:37:26,445 - Come on, let's just go. 645 00:37:26,571 --> 00:37:27,488 - Hang on. 646 00:37:27,614 --> 00:37:31,033 I have a little more cancer to do. 647 00:37:38,916 --> 00:37:41,376 - Uh, Miss Gray, what's that? 648 00:37:43,546 --> 00:37:46,463 - It's a 7. 649 00:37:46,589 --> 00:37:48,423 - That's not a 7. That's an ax. 650 00:37:48,550 --> 00:37:49,842 - It's a 7. 651 00:37:49,968 --> 00:37:51,135 - Teacher's big fat pet. 652 00:37:51,261 --> 00:37:52,678 - That's enough, Ann! 653 00:37:52,804 --> 00:37:55,931 - Ann's in a bad mood because her dad has a girlfriend. 654 00:37:56,057 --> 00:37:58,015 And my mom, who's Ann's mom's attorney, 655 00:37:58,142 --> 00:37:59,350 has pictures to prove it. 656 00:37:59,476 --> 00:38:01,185 - Does not. - Does too. 657 00:38:01,311 --> 00:38:02,436 - Levan, no tattletaling. 658 00:38:02,563 --> 00:38:04,730 You're gonna have to go stand in the corner. 659 00:38:07,358 --> 00:38:09,234 Okay, um... 660 00:38:11,404 --> 00:38:14,698 Does anyone know what this is? 661 00:38:14,824 --> 00:38:16,074 - It's a bird's beak. 662 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,408 - It's kind of like a mouth. 663 00:38:17,534 --> 00:38:19,201 - It's a bird's asshole! 664 00:38:20,328 --> 00:38:21,287 - Danny! 665 00:38:21,413 --> 00:38:23,497 Get in that corner! 666 00:38:24,916 --> 00:38:26,917 So let's pretend it's a mouth, 667 00:38:27,043 --> 00:38:30,211 and the mouth is always hungry. 668 00:38:30,337 --> 00:38:36,634 And 179 is less than 255. 669 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:40,345 The mouth always wants to eat the greater number. 670 00:38:45,226 --> 00:38:46,727 - Psst! 671 00:38:46,853 --> 00:38:50,688 The mouth eats 5,556 because it's more. 672 00:38:50,814 --> 00:38:53,024 - That's right. 673 00:38:53,150 --> 00:38:56,444 This is called "greater than" and "less than." 674 00:38:57,738 --> 00:39:00,947 Who wants to come up and do their own? 675 00:39:02,992 --> 00:39:04,409 - What is he doing in this classroom? 676 00:39:04,535 --> 00:39:05,577 - I'm dying of diphtheria! 677 00:39:06,913 --> 00:39:08,996 - Get out of my class right now! 678 00:39:10,624 --> 00:39:12,166 Ugh! 679 00:39:12,292 --> 00:39:14,210 - Not again, Ellen. 680 00:39:17,130 --> 00:39:18,964 - "Fake sick..." 681 00:39:19,089 --> 00:39:20,381 That's easy. 682 00:39:20,507 --> 00:39:23,718 Fake sick is less than real sick. 683 00:39:28,557 --> 00:39:30,098 - "Car crash"? 684 00:39:30,225 --> 00:39:32,559 - I don't know if you can compare those two. 685 00:39:32,685 --> 00:39:33,727 - Yes, I can. 686 00:39:33,853 --> 00:39:35,562 - I was in a car crash once. 687 00:39:35,688 --> 00:39:36,980 I lived. 688 00:39:40,734 --> 00:39:42,068 - "War." 689 00:39:45,447 --> 00:39:46,989 - "Old age"? 690 00:39:47,115 --> 00:39:48,991 - Old age isn't greater than war. 691 00:39:49,117 --> 00:39:51,117 - This is all wrong. 692 00:39:51,244 --> 00:39:52,911 - Sick is the greatest. 693 00:39:54,872 --> 00:39:56,957 - "Bloody murder"? 694 00:39:59,919 --> 00:40:02,336 - Mine is the greatest. 695 00:40:02,462 --> 00:40:04,296 - No, it isn't. 696 00:40:04,422 --> 00:40:07,007 - That's how serial killers are made, man. 697 00:40:07,133 --> 00:40:09,301 Sad but true. 698 00:40:12,263 --> 00:40:13,221 - "Cancer"? 699 00:40:13,347 --> 00:40:14,222 - Fight. 700 00:40:14,348 --> 00:40:16,182 All: Fight, fight, fight! 701 00:40:16,308 --> 00:40:17,976 - Wait! Stop it, you two! 702 00:40:18,102 --> 00:40:19,102 Stop it! 703 00:40:19,228 --> 00:40:21,979 Stop! I'm gonna call your parents! 704 00:40:22,105 --> 00:40:23,647 - Her mom won't even know. - Shut up! 705 00:40:23,773 --> 00:40:24,898 - Ann! 706 00:40:25,024 --> 00:40:27,276 - You should have better control over the class, Miss Gray. 707 00:40:28,778 --> 00:40:30,821 - Remember to do greater-thans and less-thans! 708 00:40:30,947 --> 00:40:32,738 Page 64! 709 00:40:50,423 --> 00:40:51,798 Lisa. 710 00:40:53,925 --> 00:40:59,013 No person is any greater than any other person. 711 00:40:59,139 --> 00:41:00,723 - That's not true. 712 00:41:00,849 --> 00:41:03,891 You're the greatest teacher in the school. 713 00:41:13,484 --> 00:41:15,569 - You know, my dad's sick too. 714 00:41:15,695 --> 00:41:18,322 - Lisa, aren't you late for class? 715 00:41:18,448 --> 00:41:20,407 - Ahoy, Ms. Gelband. 716 00:41:27,372 --> 00:41:29,707 - Well, Miss Gray, 717 00:41:29,833 --> 00:41:34,294 Lisa seems to be happy in your class. 718 00:41:34,420 --> 00:41:41,134 You must be creating a very nice environment. 719 00:41:41,260 --> 00:41:44,845 Although I can't figure out 720 00:41:44,971 --> 00:41:47,556 why, for yesterday's lunch, 721 00:41:47,682 --> 00:41:52,519 she brought cigarettes, bologna, margarine, 722 00:41:52,645 --> 00:41:55,229 and a packet of artificial sweetener. 723 00:41:55,356 --> 00:41:58,358 Did you ever hear of such a thing? 724 00:41:58,484 --> 00:42:01,819 - Sounds like a themed lunch, 725 00:42:01,945 --> 00:42:04,321 a cancer-themed lunch. 726 00:42:06,366 --> 00:42:09,076 Oh, by golly, you're right. 727 00:42:09,202 --> 00:42:11,995 Thank goodness she has someone 728 00:42:12,121 --> 00:42:16,207 as wonderfully stable as you in her life. 729 00:42:17,793 --> 00:42:19,794 - Thank goodness. 730 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,088 - Well... 731 00:42:22,214 --> 00:42:23,422 see you tonight. 732 00:42:23,548 --> 00:42:25,507 - Tonight? 733 00:42:25,633 --> 00:42:26,883 - Open school night. 734 00:42:27,009 --> 00:42:28,593 8:00 sharp. 735 00:42:37,769 --> 00:42:39,019 - If we had left on time... 736 00:42:39,145 --> 00:42:40,771 - No. Why don't you back off? 737 00:42:40,897 --> 00:42:42,731 - Why don't you back off? We're here. 738 00:42:42,857 --> 00:42:44,233 We should see all of Ann's teachers. 739 00:42:44,359 --> 00:42:45,775 - Well, let's see the math teacher last. 740 00:42:45,901 --> 00:42:47,735 Ann said she's a weirdo-bizarro. 741 00:42:53,242 --> 00:42:54,909 - Hi. 742 00:42:55,035 --> 00:42:58,078 You must be the math teacher. 743 00:42:58,204 --> 00:43:00,664 I'm Lisa's aunt. 744 00:43:00,790 --> 00:43:03,750 - Lisa's one of my brightest students. 745 00:43:03,876 --> 00:43:06,002 - I always hated math, you know? 746 00:43:06,128 --> 00:43:08,963 But Lisa's a strange kid. 747 00:43:10,006 --> 00:43:13,884 - Well, you know, it must not be easy for her 748 00:43:14,010 --> 00:43:15,511 right now. 749 00:43:15,637 --> 00:43:16,845 - Mm. 750 00:43:16,971 --> 00:43:19,681 What about me? 751 00:43:19,807 --> 00:43:22,600 You know, I drove halfway across the country 752 00:43:22,726 --> 00:43:24,769 to take care of her and... 753 00:43:24,895 --> 00:43:28,856 haven't gotten so much as a "thank you" from anyone. 754 00:43:28,982 --> 00:43:32,359 You know, I was gonna get my real estate license, 755 00:43:32,485 --> 00:43:34,319 maybe go back to school. 756 00:43:34,446 --> 00:43:37,780 Now I can't do anything. 757 00:43:37,906 --> 00:43:40,074 - Well, maybe when her mother recovers... 758 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:41,909 - Recovers? 759 00:43:42,035 --> 00:43:44,787 What spaceship did you fall out of? 760 00:43:48,583 --> 00:43:49,833 - Excuse me. 761 00:43:49,959 --> 00:43:51,334 Sorry. 762 00:44:14,482 --> 00:44:17,859 Did my seductive singing lure you out here? 763 00:44:17,985 --> 00:44:19,401 - No, I- 764 00:44:19,527 --> 00:44:21,987 - If anyone asks, this is a science demonstration. 765 00:44:24,491 --> 00:44:25,949 Spheres. 766 00:44:31,788 --> 00:44:33,539 I'm also avoiding the parents. 767 00:44:33,665 --> 00:44:35,082 - Me too. 768 00:44:38,962 --> 00:44:42,839 - So... we agree on something? 769 00:44:44,383 --> 00:44:45,550 - Is that a smile? 770 00:44:45,676 --> 00:44:47,511 - No. - Yes. 771 00:44:49,804 --> 00:44:51,722 You look really nice when you smile. 772 00:44:55,268 --> 00:44:58,229 - I should get back inside. 773 00:44:58,355 --> 00:44:59,729 - No, wait. Don't go. 774 00:44:59,855 --> 00:45:01,064 We're making progress. 775 00:45:01,190 --> 00:45:03,858 Hey, remember, the last time I saw you, 776 00:45:03,984 --> 00:45:06,236 you fired me. 777 00:45:06,362 --> 00:45:07,237 You fired me. 778 00:45:08,531 --> 00:45:09,822 - Don't worry about it. 779 00:45:09,949 --> 00:45:11,740 If anyone's getting fired around here, it's you. 780 00:45:11,866 --> 00:45:16,036 I saw the 5 Ellen made out of pork the other day. 781 00:45:16,162 --> 00:45:17,871 That was... 782 00:45:17,997 --> 00:45:19,998 That gave me nightmares. 783 00:45:23,502 --> 00:45:26,212 - Well, you have- 784 00:45:26,338 --> 00:45:29,799 you have Lisa doing cancer. 785 00:45:29,925 --> 00:45:31,216 - Yeah, I know. 786 00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:35,887 - You know her mother has cancer. 787 00:45:36,013 --> 00:45:39,266 - Sure. That's why she picks it. 788 00:45:42,561 --> 00:45:43,811 - She's dying. 789 00:45:43,937 --> 00:45:45,771 - Sure. 790 00:45:45,897 --> 00:45:47,481 That's why she picks it. 791 00:45:54,196 --> 00:45:55,113 - I'm gonna- 792 00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:57,156 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. 793 00:45:57,283 --> 00:45:58,700 Want to try? 794 00:46:01,661 --> 00:46:03,620 Give it a try. 795 00:46:03,746 --> 00:46:06,456 - I'm not really a bubbles person. 796 00:46:06,583 --> 00:46:07,874 - Who isn't a bubbles person? 797 00:46:08,001 --> 00:46:10,127 Come on. Bubbles is circles. 798 00:46:10,253 --> 00:46:11,795 That's math. That's 360. 799 00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:13,254 Come on, big ones. 800 00:46:13,380 --> 00:46:15,381 Everybody loves bubbles. 801 00:46:20,095 --> 00:46:23,805 You know, when I first saw you, you were... 802 00:46:23,931 --> 00:46:24,973 you were teaching, 803 00:46:25,099 --> 00:46:26,891 and you had the kids in the front of the room, 804 00:46:27,018 --> 00:46:28,768 and they were... 805 00:46:31,772 --> 00:46:33,897 They were all... 806 00:46:34,024 --> 00:46:36,317 posing as numbers. 807 00:46:36,443 --> 00:46:38,027 I like that. 808 00:46:58,087 --> 00:46:59,838 That's when I... 809 00:47:01,466 --> 00:47:04,133 And that's when I knew there was something about you. 810 00:47:04,259 --> 00:47:05,968 - You know... 811 00:47:06,094 --> 00:47:08,804 I, um- I got to go back in. 812 00:47:08,930 --> 00:47:11,182 I got to go back inside. 813 00:47:11,308 --> 00:47:13,184 - You just had it. 814 00:47:13,310 --> 00:47:15,268 - Good night, Mr. Smith. 815 00:47:19,190 --> 00:47:22,651 - Good night, Miss Gray. 816 00:47:30,784 --> 00:47:34,869 - Once, this woman in Texas 817 00:47:34,995 --> 00:47:39,832 wrote out all the numbers from 1 to 1 billion. 818 00:47:39,958 --> 00:47:43,211 It took a few years... 819 00:47:43,337 --> 00:47:46,088 and a lot of paper. 820 00:47:46,214 --> 00:47:49,424 - Did she use recycled paper? 821 00:47:49,550 --> 00:47:50,884 - I don't know. 822 00:47:51,010 --> 00:47:53,595 - 'Cause if she did, then that's a good story. 823 00:47:53,721 --> 00:47:56,806 But if she didn't, then that's a bad story. 824 00:48:05,023 --> 00:48:06,690 - You know, you should tell your aunt 825 00:48:06,816 --> 00:48:08,733 to pack you a better lunch. 826 00:48:08,859 --> 00:48:12,278 You can't live off potato chips and chocolate milk. 827 00:48:12,405 --> 00:48:13,405 - Yes, I can. 828 00:48:13,531 --> 00:48:15,906 That's what pirates eat. 829 00:48:16,032 --> 00:48:17,741 - Why do you like pirates? 830 00:48:17,867 --> 00:48:20,577 - My dad took me on a real pirate ship 831 00:48:20,704 --> 00:48:24,957 when I was really, really little. 832 00:48:25,083 --> 00:48:28,126 Can I live with you after my mom dies? 833 00:48:33,215 --> 00:48:35,341 - My apartment is small. 834 00:48:35,467 --> 00:48:37,718 - I'm not that big. 835 00:48:37,844 --> 00:48:38,844 - You can't, 836 00:48:38,970 --> 00:48:40,804 because... 837 00:48:40,930 --> 00:48:43,807 it wouldn't be fair to the other students. 838 00:48:45,309 --> 00:48:48,769 I mean, I could help you with your math homework, 839 00:48:48,895 --> 00:48:52,523 and it just wouldn't be fair. 840 00:48:52,649 --> 00:48:54,608 - Makes sense. 841 00:49:13,793 --> 00:49:14,752 - They were pissed off. 842 00:49:14,878 --> 00:49:16,044 - I think you're a brilliant teacher. 843 00:50:02,045 --> 00:50:04,129 - Are you avoiding me, Miss Gray? 844 00:50:07,050 --> 00:50:08,759 - No. 845 00:50:12,679 --> 00:50:15,473 I thought I dropped something out the window. 846 00:50:15,599 --> 00:50:16,933 - Like what, 847 00:50:17,059 --> 00:50:18,601 a quadratic equation? 848 00:50:18,727 --> 00:50:20,811 - More like a decimal point. 849 00:50:20,937 --> 00:50:22,771 - I saw that decimal point. 850 00:50:22,897 --> 00:50:24,147 It went flying that way. 851 00:50:24,273 --> 00:50:26,817 - Decimal points don't fly. 852 00:50:26,943 --> 00:50:29,778 - What do they do? 853 00:50:29,904 --> 00:50:31,570 - They careen. 854 00:50:33,532 --> 00:50:36,242 - You are the strangest woman I've ever met. 855 00:50:36,368 --> 00:50:38,285 - So? 856 00:50:38,411 --> 00:50:40,162 - So... 857 00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:45,583 Come on. 858 00:50:47,294 --> 00:50:50,671 I'll help you find that... 859 00:50:50,797 --> 00:50:53,048 careening decimal point. 860 00:50:53,174 --> 00:50:55,050 I'm going to the movies. 861 00:50:56,886 --> 00:50:58,971 - I don't like the movies. 862 00:51:02,057 --> 00:51:04,058 - That's all right. I wasn't asking you to go. 863 00:51:04,184 --> 00:51:05,685 All right, you can go to the movies with me 864 00:51:05,811 --> 00:51:06,811 if you want. 865 00:51:09,690 --> 00:51:13,483 - I don't... go to the movies. 866 00:51:13,609 --> 00:51:14,776 - That's crazy. 867 00:51:14,902 --> 00:51:16,069 That's like saying you don't listen to music. 868 00:51:20,032 --> 00:51:22,366 - I hate... music. 869 00:51:22,492 --> 00:51:23,909 - What lie is that? Three? 870 00:51:28,540 --> 00:51:30,082 - I need to go to the hardware store 871 00:51:30,208 --> 00:51:31,083 to get some nails. 872 00:51:31,209 --> 00:51:32,500 - Lie four. 873 00:51:34,169 --> 00:51:35,920 - I hate cop movies. 874 00:51:36,046 --> 00:51:37,630 - That's five. 875 00:51:37,756 --> 00:51:38,756 - That's not funny. 876 00:51:38,883 --> 00:51:41,342 - Yeah, one, we got the music. 877 00:51:41,468 --> 00:51:42,718 We got- Yeah, that's five. 878 00:51:42,844 --> 00:51:45,220 You're lying a lot. 879 00:51:47,390 --> 00:51:48,807 - Everything about you is funny. 880 00:51:48,933 --> 00:51:52,436 Come to the movies with me. 881 00:51:52,561 --> 00:51:54,812 You can buy me popcorn. 882 00:51:54,938 --> 00:51:57,481 Or do you hate popcorn but not really? 883 00:51:59,610 --> 00:52:02,153 - I need nails. 884 00:52:04,697 --> 00:52:06,781 - I sit in the middle of the middle. 885 00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:34,765 - 42. 886 00:53:00,456 --> 00:53:01,873 - Let's go, guys! 887 00:53:01,999 --> 00:53:03,333 Come on, guys! 888 00:53:26,854 --> 00:53:28,730 - Hey. 889 00:53:28,856 --> 00:53:29,773 Hey, where you going? 890 00:53:29,899 --> 00:53:32,025 - I forgot to get popcorn. 891 00:53:32,151 --> 00:53:35,445 - There's plenty for two right here. 892 00:53:35,571 --> 00:53:36,654 - But I like butter. 893 00:53:36,780 --> 00:53:37,655 - Shh! 894 00:53:37,781 --> 00:53:39,281 - It's soaked in butter. 895 00:53:39,408 --> 00:53:40,992 - Sit down, lady. 896 00:53:42,577 --> 00:53:43,911 - Sit. 897 00:53:51,419 --> 00:53:52,544 That guy right there, 898 00:53:52,670 --> 00:53:54,379 he's an expert bank robber, 899 00:53:54,505 --> 00:53:56,839 and he got caught making his last big score. 900 00:53:56,965 --> 00:53:59,216 But the police discovered this serial killer 901 00:53:59,342 --> 00:54:01,927 who leaves his victims in bank vaults, 902 00:54:02,053 --> 00:54:03,887 then stuffs their insides with money, 903 00:54:04,014 --> 00:54:06,140 so now the police need- 904 00:54:06,266 --> 00:54:07,306 - Shh! 905 00:54:07,433 --> 00:54:09,767 The help of the bank robber. 906 00:54:09,893 --> 00:54:12,520 - What denomination of money are they stuffed with? 907 00:54:12,646 --> 00:54:14,022 - Shh! 908 00:54:17,191 --> 00:54:18,900 - I can't answer that. 909 00:54:25,742 --> 00:54:27,950 But it's an interesting question. 910 00:54:31,955 --> 00:54:33,456 That's my thumb, Miss Gray. 911 00:54:33,582 --> 00:54:35,416 - I'm sorry. - You don't have to- 912 00:54:35,542 --> 00:54:36,625 - You better stop talking. 913 00:54:36,752 --> 00:54:38,334 - Hey, why don't you get another seat, man? 914 00:54:38,461 --> 00:54:40,712 - Why don't you? 915 00:54:49,721 --> 00:54:52,431 - Did you just defend my honor? 916 00:54:52,557 --> 00:54:53,932 - What? 917 00:55:27,422 --> 00:55:28,589 - Mona! 918 00:55:39,891 --> 00:55:42,267 - How did you know where I live? 919 00:55:44,938 --> 00:55:46,438 - I followed you. 920 00:55:49,150 --> 00:55:51,818 But you're fast. 921 00:55:51,944 --> 00:55:53,820 Very fast. 922 00:55:53,946 --> 00:55:58,074 - I used to... run. 923 00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:02,160 - Why'd you run out of the movie theater? 924 00:56:09,961 --> 00:56:12,002 I recognize that artist. 925 00:56:17,467 --> 00:56:18,759 Who did that? 926 00:56:18,885 --> 00:56:21,636 - Paul. 927 00:56:21,762 --> 00:56:25,306 - It's kind of a lonely 7. 928 00:56:29,311 --> 00:56:31,395 Who did the volcano? 929 00:56:34,065 --> 00:56:35,858 - Ellen. 930 00:56:37,569 --> 00:56:39,194 - Ba-ba-ba-ba-bah! 931 00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:41,363 I like that one. 932 00:56:41,489 --> 00:56:44,782 Oh, I like this potted- 933 00:56:44,908 --> 00:56:47,410 - Bouquet of numbers. 934 00:56:51,748 --> 00:56:53,331 - And there's... 935 00:56:55,084 --> 00:57:00,088 - Lisa. A six of eyelashes. 936 00:57:05,343 --> 00:57:06,343 Are they real? 937 00:57:08,054 --> 00:57:09,138 - I think so. 938 00:57:11,016 --> 00:57:12,391 - I like you. 939 00:57:15,936 --> 00:57:20,398 I haven't liked anyone... 940 00:57:20,524 --> 00:57:23,400 like this in a long time. 941 00:57:26,070 --> 00:57:28,447 - How long were you engaged? 942 00:57:31,075 --> 00:57:32,951 - Seven months. 943 00:57:33,077 --> 00:57:35,870 - Which months? 944 00:57:35,996 --> 00:57:41,417 - December to July. 945 00:57:41,543 --> 00:57:43,419 Why? 946 00:57:43,544 --> 00:57:47,839 - That's 212 days, 947 00:57:47,965 --> 00:57:50,508 unless it was a leap year. 948 00:58:02,729 --> 00:58:04,729 You know that? 949 00:58:06,649 --> 00:58:07,899 - Yeah. 950 00:58:17,075 --> 00:58:19,034 - You know that? 951 00:58:53,149 --> 00:58:55,775 - I have to go to the bathroom. 952 00:59:08,454 --> 00:59:09,830 - You okay? 953 00:59:51,327 --> 00:59:52,535 - What's wrong? 954 00:59:57,624 --> 00:59:59,458 - Just... 955 00:59:59,584 --> 01:00:01,585 not into it. 956 01:00:05,757 --> 01:00:07,966 - You were with me before. 957 01:00:08,091 --> 01:00:10,134 - No, I wasn't. 958 01:00:10,260 --> 01:00:12,470 - What did you do in the bathroom? 959 01:00:12,596 --> 01:00:14,680 - Please leave. 960 01:00:27,651 --> 01:00:29,610 - Liar. 961 01:00:40,412 --> 01:00:41,996 - Class! 962 01:00:42,122 --> 01:00:44,082 Class! 963 01:00:44,208 --> 01:00:47,877 I'm Miss Gray, and I'm a weirdo. 964 01:00:48,003 --> 01:00:51,296 Who wants to come up here and be a booger? 965 01:00:51,422 --> 01:00:54,424 - Miss Gray is not a weirdo. 966 01:00:54,550 --> 01:00:55,717 - Yes, she is. 967 01:00:55,843 --> 01:00:57,427 And so are you. 968 01:01:02,057 --> 01:01:03,307 - Ann. 969 01:01:03,433 --> 01:01:05,393 - You're late. 970 01:01:05,519 --> 01:01:08,020 And it's my turn to do "numbers and materials." 971 01:01:08,146 --> 01:01:10,063 - Is it really your turn? 972 01:01:10,189 --> 01:01:11,731 - I'm not a liar. 973 01:01:17,988 --> 01:01:19,239 Ta-da. 974 01:01:19,365 --> 01:01:21,407 See? It's a perfect number. 975 01:01:21,533 --> 01:01:22,491 - Awesome! 976 01:01:22,617 --> 01:01:24,034 - Where did you get that? 977 01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:25,494 - I made it. 978 01:01:25,620 --> 01:01:28,330 42 plus 5 equals 48. 979 01:01:28,456 --> 01:01:31,290 - No, it's not. It's 47. 980 01:01:32,918 --> 01:01:34,794 - You didn't make it. 981 01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:37,505 I know who it belongs to. 982 01:01:37,631 --> 01:01:39,841 - It's mine, and I made it. 983 01:01:50,435 --> 01:01:51,809 - Go on, Lisa. 984 01:01:51,935 --> 01:01:55,438 - Okay, but don't let her get away with anything. 985 01:01:59,443 --> 01:02:04,487 - So how about you and I go to the hardware store together 986 01:02:04,613 --> 01:02:08,658 and we'll give the number back to Mr. Jones? 987 01:02:08,784 --> 01:02:12,494 I mean, he'll be so happy that he got his number back, 988 01:02:12,620 --> 01:02:14,204 he may even give you a reward. 989 01:02:14,330 --> 01:02:16,165 - A reward? 990 01:02:16,291 --> 01:02:18,834 I don't want a stupid reward. 991 01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:21,420 And you cannot keep me from recess. 992 01:02:21,546 --> 01:02:24,714 - Give... it... to me. 993 01:02:33,639 --> 01:02:35,640 - Weirdo. 994 01:02:41,981 --> 01:02:43,022 - I'll go. 995 01:02:46,067 --> 01:02:48,944 I'll go to the hardware store with you. 996 01:02:49,070 --> 01:02:52,490 Then you can take me to visit my mom. 997 01:02:56,243 --> 01:02:57,744 - Hey, you psyched 998 01:02:57,870 --> 01:02:59,746 for the sulfuric acid experiment tomorrow? 999 01:02:59,872 --> 01:03:01,539 We're gonna rock that. 1000 01:03:05,084 --> 01:03:06,668 - Mr. Smith. 1001 01:03:06,794 --> 01:03:08,545 - What's up? 1002 01:03:08,671 --> 01:03:10,380 - Want to come to the hardware store 1003 01:03:10,507 --> 01:03:11,757 with me and Miss Gray? 1004 01:03:11,883 --> 01:03:12,966 - I can't. 1005 01:03:13,092 --> 01:03:14,759 I have my after-school science club meeting. 1006 01:03:14,885 --> 01:03:17,428 I have to show up because I said I would, 1007 01:03:17,554 --> 01:03:19,722 and I always mean what I say and say what I mean. 1008 01:03:19,848 --> 01:03:21,015 I'm a straight shooter. 1009 01:03:21,141 --> 01:03:22,683 Not everyone is, but... 1010 01:03:22,809 --> 01:03:24,559 Hey, listen, thanks for the invite. 1011 01:03:24,685 --> 01:03:27,771 - You're gonna miss a good time. 1012 01:03:31,984 --> 01:03:37,696 - Mr. Jones? 1013 01:03:44,287 --> 01:03:46,204 Mr. Jones? 1014 01:03:49,333 --> 01:03:52,085 If he's not here, why would he leave his door open? 1015 01:03:52,211 --> 01:03:55,254 - Maybe he was captured by pirates. 1016 01:04:07,599 --> 01:04:09,016 This way. 1017 01:04:13,063 --> 01:04:15,398 - "And falling on a bench, he laughed until the tears..." 1018 01:04:15,524 --> 01:04:16,940 - Mom! Nan! 1019 01:04:17,066 --> 01:04:18,400 - Hi. 1020 01:04:26,408 --> 01:04:31,078 - This is my math teacher, Miss Gray. 1021 01:04:31,204 --> 01:04:34,582 - Is she an invisible math teacher? 1022 01:04:35,625 --> 01:04:37,083 - Miss Gray? 1023 01:04:42,298 --> 01:04:46,426 This is Miss Gray. 1024 01:04:47,677 --> 01:04:49,261 - Lisa, you want to get some potato chips? 1025 01:04:49,387 --> 01:04:50,429 - Aye-aye, matey. 1026 01:04:50,555 --> 01:04:51,680 - Arr! Shiver me timbers. 1027 01:04:51,806 --> 01:04:52,723 Well, come on. 1028 01:05:02,316 --> 01:05:04,400 - I really like your hair. 1029 01:05:10,656 --> 01:05:13,617 You can't catch cancer. 1030 01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:28,296 - Lisa asked me to bring her here today. 1031 01:05:30,799 --> 01:05:33,801 - Yeah, she doesn't like my sister very much. 1032 01:05:37,306 --> 01:05:40,474 But she likes you. 1033 01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:42,851 - I like her too. 1034 01:05:50,984 --> 01:05:55,988 Her dad got her into pirates, she said. 1035 01:05:58,450 --> 01:06:00,408 - No. 1036 01:06:00,534 --> 01:06:03,328 Lisa never knew her father. 1037 01:06:05,331 --> 01:06:06,706 - Well, I-I thought- 1038 01:06:06,832 --> 01:06:08,917 - Would you... 1039 01:06:09,043 --> 01:06:11,794 Iook in on Lisa from time to time? 1040 01:06:19,843 --> 01:06:22,762 - Of course. 1041 01:06:55,209 --> 01:06:56,793 Mr. Jones! 1042 01:06:58,713 --> 01:07:00,505 Mom? 1043 01:07:00,631 --> 01:07:01,588 Mom? Dad? 1044 01:07:01,715 --> 01:07:03,132 Have you seen Mr. Jones? 1045 01:07:03,258 --> 01:07:04,842 Mom, have you seen Mr. Jones? 1046 01:07:04,968 --> 01:07:06,760 - He's gone. 1047 01:07:06,886 --> 01:07:09,763 And I can't find my car keys. 1048 01:07:09,889 --> 01:07:11,264 - Who's gone? Mr. Jones? 1049 01:07:11,390 --> 01:07:14,308 - No, Mona. Your dad. 1050 01:07:14,435 --> 01:07:16,436 Your dad's gone. 1051 01:07:16,562 --> 01:07:18,855 - What? Where did he go? 1052 01:07:18,981 --> 01:07:19,939 - I don't know where. 1053 01:07:20,065 --> 01:07:21,732 I don't know where he is. 1054 01:07:26,028 --> 01:07:30,615 And I found these behind the washing machine. 1055 01:07:30,742 --> 01:07:32,366 He's been hiding them, 1056 01:07:32,492 --> 01:07:35,244 and I don't know for how long he's not taking them. 1057 01:07:37,748 --> 01:07:40,875 - This never would have happened if I still lived here. 1058 01:07:41,001 --> 01:07:42,168 - Stop it! 1059 01:07:42,293 --> 01:07:45,587 You can't help him! 1060 01:07:45,713 --> 01:07:47,922 And I don't know where he is. 1061 01:07:59,225 --> 01:08:00,642 - Dad? - Is that your father? 1062 01:08:00,769 --> 01:08:01,977 I've been trying to get him to move, 1063 01:08:02,103 --> 01:08:03,311 but he won't get up. 1064 01:08:03,437 --> 01:08:04,812 - Dad. 1065 01:08:04,938 --> 01:08:10,276 - The energy is trapped in this circle, 1066 01:08:10,402 --> 01:08:12,445 and it needs to be released. 1067 01:08:16,574 --> 01:08:17,991 - Let's go home. 1068 01:08:18,117 --> 01:08:20,410 - Do you need me to make a call for you? 1069 01:08:20,536 --> 01:08:23,788 - No, we're fine. Thank you. 1070 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:30,169 Why did you stop taking your medicine? 1071 01:08:30,295 --> 01:08:32,797 - Because they're poison. 1072 01:08:32,923 --> 01:08:35,632 And they'll poison my body. 1073 01:08:35,758 --> 01:08:37,717 - No, it'll help you. 1074 01:08:41,847 --> 01:08:44,348 - You understand? 1075 01:08:44,474 --> 01:08:46,642 I have to dig right here. 1076 01:08:50,688 --> 01:08:53,148 If I don't open this... 1077 01:08:57,528 --> 01:08:59,987 I... 1078 01:09:00,113 --> 01:09:01,989 - Please... 1079 01:09:05,910 --> 01:09:07,702 Let's just go home. 1080 01:09:10,414 --> 01:09:12,749 - Don't you want me to get better? 1081 01:09:12,875 --> 01:09:15,417 - That's all I want. 1082 01:10:01,878 --> 01:10:03,753 - I have my "numbers and materials." 1083 01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:07,006 I know it's not Friday, but this one's special. 1084 01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:12,469 It's my dad's fake arm. 1085 01:10:12,596 --> 01:10:13,512 - Cool! 1086 01:10:13,638 --> 01:10:15,306 - It looks like a number 1, right? 1087 01:10:15,432 --> 01:10:17,765 - Can I touch it? 1088 01:10:17,892 --> 01:10:19,934 - Pretty awesome, huh? 1089 01:10:20,060 --> 01:10:22,478 - It doesn't look like a 1. 1090 01:10:22,605 --> 01:10:23,479 It looks like an arm. 1091 01:10:23,606 --> 01:10:26,107 - It does too look like a number 1. 1092 01:10:29,736 --> 01:10:32,029 - Why did your dad's arm fall off? 1093 01:10:32,155 --> 01:10:35,824 - It didn't fall off. It got blown off in the war. 1094 01:10:35,950 --> 01:10:37,326 Should I subtract now, Miss Gray? 1095 01:10:37,452 --> 01:10:39,118 Miss Gray? Miss Gray. 1096 01:10:39,244 --> 01:10:40,286 Miss Gray. 1097 01:10:40,412 --> 01:10:41,287 - What? 1098 01:10:41,413 --> 01:10:42,330 - Should I subtract now? 1099 01:10:42,456 --> 01:10:43,706 Hey, that's my dad's! 1100 01:10:43,832 --> 01:10:44,749 - Elmer! 1101 01:10:44,875 --> 01:10:47,084 Give it back! 1102 01:10:47,210 --> 01:10:48,835 - Get back here! 1103 01:10:48,961 --> 01:10:50,962 - Elmer, give Danny back his dad's arm. 1104 01:10:51,088 --> 01:10:52,339 - Give it back right now! 1105 01:10:52,465 --> 01:10:54,257 - Elmer! 1106 01:10:54,383 --> 01:10:56,343 Hey, Elmer! 1107 01:10:56,469 --> 01:10:57,510 Give it! 1108 01:10:57,637 --> 01:10:58,677 Elmer, give it back! 1109 01:10:58,803 --> 01:11:01,221 - Give it back! 1110 01:11:01,348 --> 01:11:04,141 - Miss Gray, you can't control the class. 1111 01:11:04,267 --> 01:11:05,643 You're gonna get fired. 1112 01:11:05,769 --> 01:11:07,478 - Shut up. 1113 01:11:07,604 --> 01:11:10,521 - No one cares about you, Lisa. 1114 01:11:10,648 --> 01:11:12,065 - Give me the arm! - No! 1115 01:11:12,191 --> 01:11:14,025 - Help! 1116 01:11:17,154 --> 01:11:20,030 - Miss Gray, look! 1117 01:11:23,868 --> 01:11:24,952 - I'm gonna divide you, 1118 01:11:25,078 --> 01:11:27,496 subtract you, and multiply you. 1119 01:11:27,622 --> 01:11:29,455 - Lisa! 1120 01:11:29,581 --> 01:11:31,999 Go stand by the door. 1121 01:11:32,125 --> 01:11:33,167 - Ha! 1122 01:11:33,293 --> 01:11:35,503 - Ann, you need to learn how to be nice! 1123 01:11:35,629 --> 01:11:38,673 Oh, my God. 1124 01:11:42,301 --> 01:11:44,844 - I, uh... 1125 01:11:44,971 --> 01:11:47,347 Okay. 1126 01:11:47,473 --> 01:11:49,349 I'm sorry. 1127 01:11:49,475 --> 01:11:50,724 I... 1128 01:11:57,899 --> 01:11:59,817 - Lisa! Lisa! 1129 01:11:59,943 --> 01:12:01,359 Lisa. Lisa. 1130 01:12:01,485 --> 01:12:03,528 - Let me go. - Stop it. 1131 01:12:03,654 --> 01:12:06,030 - Let me go! - Stop! 1132 01:12:07,241 --> 01:12:08,866 My mom died. 1133 01:12:08,993 --> 01:12:11,827 She died! 1134 01:12:15,331 --> 01:12:18,500 Why can't I get cancer too? 1135 01:12:22,337 --> 01:12:23,504 - I'm sorry. 1136 01:12:23,630 --> 01:12:25,881 - I'm sick of Lisa showing off. 1137 01:12:28,552 --> 01:12:29,510 - Ann! 1138 01:12:29,636 --> 01:12:31,761 - I'm gonna chop her into pieces. 1139 01:12:33,055 --> 01:12:34,681 - Ann... 1140 01:12:34,807 --> 01:12:36,474 put the ax down. 1141 01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:37,934 - I'm gonna chop her! 1142 01:12:38,060 --> 01:12:39,019 - No, you're not. 1143 01:12:39,145 --> 01:12:41,812 - I'm gonna chop her into pieces. 1144 01:12:41,938 --> 01:12:44,231 - You're not gonna chop anyone. 1145 01:12:44,357 --> 01:12:45,816 - I'm sick of her. 1146 01:12:45,942 --> 01:12:46,900 - Please? 1147 01:12:47,027 --> 01:12:49,236 - And I'm sick of you. 1148 01:12:49,362 --> 01:12:50,696 - Give me the ax. 1149 01:12:58,203 --> 01:13:01,664 There comes a moment when you look around, 1150 01:13:01,790 --> 01:13:05,667 waiting for the person in charge to help you, 1151 01:13:05,793 --> 01:13:10,922 and then you realize you're the person in charge. 1152 01:13:11,049 --> 01:13:13,466 You are the grown-up. 1153 01:13:15,218 --> 01:13:17,803 You're the only grown-up there. 1154 01:13:21,808 --> 01:13:23,141 And you're not very good at it. 1155 01:13:26,896 --> 01:13:31,232 Life is much, much harder than math. 1156 01:13:34,027 --> 01:13:35,569 Dad! 1157 01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:55,212 - Miss Gray! 1158 01:14:48,261 --> 01:14:50,303 - I got nine stitches. 1159 01:14:50,429 --> 01:14:52,305 - I got 27. 1160 01:14:52,431 --> 01:14:55,642 - 9 times 3 equals 27. 1161 01:14:55,767 --> 01:14:57,393 - You're correct. 1162 01:15:09,029 --> 01:15:10,697 - What are you doing? 1163 01:15:10,823 --> 01:15:12,240 - I'm doing what you do. 1164 01:15:14,994 --> 01:15:18,996 I used to imitate you at lunch. 1165 01:15:19,122 --> 01:15:21,874 The bench makes the same sound as your desk. 1166 01:15:25,003 --> 01:15:28,921 Why do you do it? 1167 01:15:29,047 --> 01:15:31,883 - Why? Um... 1168 01:15:32,968 --> 01:15:38,513 I do it when I feel... 1169 01:15:41,184 --> 01:15:42,976 Alone. 1170 01:15:43,102 --> 01:15:46,354 - Then that's why I do it. 1171 01:15:46,480 --> 01:15:48,272 I want to be like you. 1172 01:15:50,567 --> 01:15:52,401 - Don't do that. 1173 01:15:52,527 --> 01:15:56,447 Don't be like me. 1174 01:15:56,573 --> 01:15:59,365 - But I'm alone. 1175 01:16:02,119 --> 01:16:04,787 I'm all alone. 1176 01:16:29,602 --> 01:16:35,315 - Not only did you bring an ax to school, 1177 01:16:35,441 --> 01:16:39,818 but you lied about having a college degree. 1178 01:16:39,945 --> 01:16:42,404 Shame on you. 1179 01:16:46,660 --> 01:16:50,078 You're a wonderful math teacher, Miss Gray. 1180 01:16:50,204 --> 01:16:53,873 But you are never allowed to step foot in my school 1181 01:16:53,999 --> 01:16:56,251 ever again. 1182 01:17:20,356 --> 01:17:23,441 - Mr. Jones! 1183 01:17:34,995 --> 01:17:36,328 Ow! 1184 01:17:54,470 --> 01:17:56,471 Hello? 1185 01:17:59,684 --> 01:18:03,227 - What are you doing? 1186 01:18:03,353 --> 01:18:06,147 Get out of here! 1187 01:18:06,273 --> 01:18:07,982 - You're not dead? 1188 01:18:08,108 --> 01:18:09,317 - Why would I be dead? 1189 01:18:09,443 --> 01:18:10,693 - What's going on? - I don't know. 1190 01:18:10,819 --> 01:18:13,361 - I found your numbers all over town, 1191 01:18:13,487 --> 01:18:15,030 and your store was left open. 1192 01:18:15,156 --> 01:18:16,323 Your car's gone- 1193 01:18:16,449 --> 01:18:17,699 - Get out of my bedroom. 1194 01:18:17,825 --> 01:18:19,200 - Who is this girl? 1195 01:18:19,327 --> 01:18:20,285 - Mona Gray. 1196 01:18:20,411 --> 01:18:22,619 - Mona Gray, will you please get out? 1197 01:18:22,746 --> 01:18:24,955 - Should I call the police? - No. 1198 01:18:25,081 --> 01:18:27,875 - But you need your numbers. 1199 01:18:28,001 --> 01:18:29,126 How are you gonna know 1200 01:18:29,252 --> 01:18:30,919 how you feel or who you are without them? 1201 01:18:31,046 --> 01:18:33,588 - Andrea, I'll be right back. 1202 01:18:33,714 --> 01:18:34,714 I'm sorry. 1203 01:18:39,219 --> 01:18:42,971 - So why don't you need your numbers anymore? 1204 01:18:43,097 --> 01:18:44,222 - Why do you care? 1205 01:18:44,349 --> 01:18:47,392 - I care because you're the reason I love math. 1206 01:18:47,518 --> 01:18:49,227 You taught me numbers were everything. 1207 01:18:49,354 --> 01:18:50,562 And I noticed your numbers, 1208 01:18:50,688 --> 01:18:52,397 and I used to keep a vertical bar graph 1209 01:18:52,523 --> 01:18:55,358 measuring them against your moods. 1210 01:18:57,027 --> 01:18:59,570 - You made a graph? 1211 01:19:04,617 --> 01:19:06,326 Would you like to sit? 1212 01:19:08,454 --> 01:19:12,165 I left the store open, I sold my car, 1213 01:19:12,291 --> 01:19:14,166 all because of 42. 1214 01:19:16,336 --> 01:19:18,170 Who gives a damn about anything else 1215 01:19:18,296 --> 01:19:21,298 when you're wearing a 42? 1216 01:19:21,424 --> 01:19:23,175 - I saw you that day. 1217 01:19:23,301 --> 01:19:24,592 - A marvelous day, 1218 01:19:24,718 --> 01:19:27,428 the tops I've ever been. 1219 01:19:27,554 --> 01:19:30,556 - How did you get to be 42? 1220 01:19:33,227 --> 01:19:38,397 - And I realized if I don't have to be a number, 1221 01:19:38,523 --> 01:19:40,899 I can be anything. 1222 01:19:44,778 --> 01:19:48,489 I don't understand why you're suddenly interested. 1223 01:19:48,615 --> 01:19:51,117 You were the meanest little girl I ever knew. 1224 01:19:51,243 --> 01:19:54,245 You egged my car every Halloween. 1225 01:19:55,413 --> 01:19:56,621 You knew that was me? 1226 01:19:56,747 --> 01:19:58,373 - Of course. 1227 01:19:58,499 --> 01:20:04,379 What I don't know was why you would do that. 1228 01:20:07,590 --> 01:20:10,467 - Because you ignored me. 1229 01:20:10,593 --> 01:20:13,011 And you ignored my father. 1230 01:20:16,390 --> 01:20:18,307 - What? 1231 01:20:18,434 --> 01:20:21,394 - You never asked about him once. 1232 01:20:21,520 --> 01:20:23,396 - Yes, I did. 1233 01:20:23,522 --> 01:20:25,982 - No, you didn't. 1234 01:20:26,107 --> 01:20:31,111 - One day, you were... you were playing in the yard, 1235 01:20:31,237 --> 01:20:35,282 and I asked you what happened to your dad. 1236 01:20:35,408 --> 01:20:37,283 He seems faded. 1237 01:20:39,911 --> 01:20:42,788 - Uh-uh. - I did! I most certainly did. 1238 01:20:42,914 --> 01:20:44,623 You were standing right there 1239 01:20:44,749 --> 01:20:47,292 wearing your green rubber boots, 1240 01:20:47,418 --> 01:20:49,544 throwing rocks at that tree. 1241 01:20:49,670 --> 01:20:52,672 I asked about your dad, and you said to me, 1242 01:20:52,798 --> 01:20:54,466 "Shut up, Mr. Jones." 1243 01:21:30,415 --> 01:21:32,374 I should have asked you again. 1244 01:21:34,961 --> 01:21:36,378 I'm sorry. 1245 01:21:38,881 --> 01:21:43,426 Maybe that day, you just weren't yourself. 1246 01:21:49,265 --> 01:21:52,851 - I don't think I've ever been myself. 1247 01:21:57,565 --> 01:22:00,483 - So what is wrong with your dad? 1248 01:22:03,695 --> 01:22:07,240 - He thinks he's about to die. 1249 01:22:07,366 --> 01:22:11,076 - Do you think he's about to die? 1250 01:22:30,636 --> 01:22:32,387 - Do you miss running? 1251 01:22:40,603 --> 01:22:43,814 Do you want to know how I hurt my leg? 1252 01:22:43,940 --> 01:22:45,857 You never asked. 1253 01:22:45,984 --> 01:22:47,025 - I'm sorry. 1254 01:22:47,151 --> 01:22:48,902 I've been thinking about 1255 01:22:49,028 --> 01:22:53,114 cutting another shape of health into the backyard 1256 01:22:53,240 --> 01:22:55,449 but this time with a larger radius, 1257 01:22:55,576 --> 01:22:57,159 because the last one was too small, 1258 01:22:57,286 --> 01:23:01,121 but I'm thinking about trying one with a bigger range. 1259 01:23:04,625 --> 01:23:07,002 What do you think? 1260 01:23:07,128 --> 01:23:11,589 - I don't think I can keep you company anymore. 1261 01:23:11,715 --> 01:23:13,549 - My beautiful child. 1262 01:23:13,675 --> 01:23:14,925 It's perfectly fine with me 1263 01:23:15,051 --> 01:23:16,885 if you just want to wait in the car. 1264 01:23:34,152 --> 01:23:35,694 - He didn't get it. 1265 01:23:41,117 --> 01:23:43,534 But I finally did. 1266 01:24:03,219 --> 01:24:05,888 - Got this in the mail. 1267 01:24:08,391 --> 01:24:10,142 I thought it was a little wordy. 1268 01:24:13,063 --> 01:24:16,814 - I didn't know what else to say. 1269 01:24:16,940 --> 01:24:21,861 - Lisa insisted that I come see you. 1270 01:24:24,614 --> 01:24:27,240 - How is she? 1271 01:24:27,367 --> 01:24:30,869 - Quieter than she used to be. 1272 01:24:41,880 --> 01:24:43,839 - I'm sorry. 1273 01:24:46,842 --> 01:24:48,968 You were right. 1274 01:24:49,095 --> 01:24:51,680 I was lying. 1275 01:24:51,806 --> 01:24:53,014 Just so you know, 1276 01:24:53,140 --> 01:24:54,890 next time, 1277 01:24:55,016 --> 01:24:58,894 if there's ever gonna be a next time, 1278 01:24:59,020 --> 01:25:01,480 when I say I'm going to the bathroom, 1279 01:25:01,606 --> 01:25:04,732 don't let me. 1280 01:25:11,532 --> 01:25:15,534 - I'm not gonna be your bathroom monitor, Miss Gray. 1281 01:26:25,807 --> 01:26:26,724 Mona? 1282 01:26:26,850 --> 01:26:29,309 I forgot to tell you something. 1283 01:26:31,520 --> 01:26:32,896 I lied. 1284 01:26:34,440 --> 01:26:36,441 I will be your bathroom monitor. 1285 01:26:39,569 --> 01:26:43,030 - I don't need a bathroom monitor. 1286 01:26:43,156 --> 01:26:44,364 - You don't? 1287 01:27:01,589 --> 01:27:04,508 I didn't mean to just barge in like that. 1288 01:27:04,634 --> 01:27:07,511 - It's okay. 1289 01:27:07,637 --> 01:27:09,678 Thanks for coming back. 1290 01:28:10,568 --> 01:28:11,943 - Miss Gray? 1291 01:28:12,069 --> 01:28:14,696 Alisha Beeze, Levan's mom. 1292 01:28:16,782 --> 01:28:19,492 I'm an attorney, and I think you have an excellent case 1293 01:28:19,618 --> 01:28:23,036 against Ann DiGanno's family as well as the school district. 1294 01:28:23,162 --> 01:28:26,915 You could be looking at a large settlement. 1295 01:28:27,041 --> 01:28:30,252 - There's really only one thing I want. 1296 01:28:30,378 --> 01:28:32,920 - And this one states that in exchange for your job back, 1297 01:28:33,046 --> 01:28:34,755 you agree to drop the lawsuit, 1298 01:28:34,882 --> 01:28:37,925 attend night school to get your teaching degree, 1299 01:28:38,051 --> 01:28:39,927 and promise to never bring hardware supplies 1300 01:28:40,053 --> 01:28:41,761 into the classroom again. 1301 01:28:45,016 --> 01:28:46,057 - Pen? 1302 01:28:48,728 --> 01:28:50,270 - Great show for you today. 1303 01:28:50,396 --> 01:28:53,272 - This whole thing is so unfair. 1304 01:28:53,398 --> 01:28:56,609 I can't even go on a date when she's around. 1305 01:28:56,735 --> 01:28:59,945 I'm not heartless. 1306 01:29:00,071 --> 01:29:02,031 I'm not. 1307 01:29:02,156 --> 01:29:04,115 I'm just not ready. 1308 01:29:07,244 --> 01:29:09,913 I know that it's awful. 1309 01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:16,418 But I don't want her. 1310 01:29:19,881 --> 01:29:21,214 - I do. 1311 01:29:28,847 --> 01:29:33,350 My dad's fairy tale had it backwards. 1312 01:29:33,476 --> 01:29:34,643 Love doesn't mean 1313 01:29:34,769 --> 01:29:37,729 you have to sacrifice parts of yourself. 1314 01:29:43,568 --> 01:29:46,737 The whole is greater than the sum of its parts. 1315 01:29:46,863 --> 01:29:47,863 What do you see? 1316 01:29:47,989 --> 01:29:49,531 - Look. 1317 01:29:51,743 --> 01:29:53,243 - Oh, yeah. 1318 01:29:55,120 --> 01:29:57,497 Do I have any volunteers? 1319 01:29:57,623 --> 01:30:01,417 Okay, my little eye spies... 1320 01:30:01,543 --> 01:30:05,504 Isabelle and David and Kevin. 1321 01:30:10,635 --> 01:30:15,137 There were 122 frogs in one pond 1322 01:30:15,263 --> 01:30:18,182 and 57 in another. 1323 01:30:18,308 --> 01:30:21,394 How many frogs were there total? 1324 01:30:21,520 --> 01:30:24,480 - That's not a good math story. 1325 01:30:26,691 --> 01:30:28,984 179. 1326 01:30:29,110 --> 01:30:30,276 - Nice! 1327 01:30:30,403 --> 01:30:32,529 - Do you know any better ones? 1328 01:30:32,655 --> 01:30:34,030 - Let me think. 1329 01:30:34,156 --> 01:30:35,114 I got one. 1330 01:30:35,240 --> 01:30:38,325 - Put a 3 in it and a pirate.